Gosh.. did u know this bout ur body!!!?

No pun intnded.. ur brain z 80% water!!.... ummmm that xplains alot!! Doesnt it;-).... ur body oduor z unique.. adrenaline can give you superstrength to lift a car!!! wen you overeat ur hearing decreases!!! (hey, u stupid.. i din say deaf pple overeat).. heh! Babies are stronger than oxenm.. poun4 pound... as in if babies were same size n weight as oxen.. u shud fart 14 times a day.. ur taller in the morning than evening by 1 cm.

ssimple 5 tips to take kool photos

Heey eva found urxelf wndrin y all( i mean all. )ur photos look bad... or how pros manage to capture awesome pics while urs look like... er.. ;-).. well a pro is heeere to help!!!! xo da next tym u see those cute birds matin;-)... or ur baby posin 4 you..... or u simply want a profile pic 4 ur fb accnt called 'sexylicious beyonce".... umm the kenyan version'!!!!!...then herez what to remember..... " 1. Identify ur subject.. easy yea... ie wat u wnt 2 be seen in ur pic.. 2. Lighting conditions.. use available light creatively positioning ur subject. 3.ur camera settings... bet u knw aw to use ur cam by now... if u dont.. give it away'!!! ' 4.composition.. veery imprtnt.. simply means aw u position ur subject... m well evrythn else in ur frame.. tip; place ur object to the side or near the left or right side of ur frame not dead centre!! (rule of thirds ) 5.use ur creativity too.. Nxt tym u holding a cam just rem these 5 things.. my subject, lighting, camsettings, composition n creativity.. 4 advnced photo tips chek out.. digitalphotographyschool.com

oooh i looove this weather!!

Hey waait!!! don start dissin me yet... so cold n cloudy... :-(.. but gess wat!!. if u luv nature lyk me.. n u r a pro photographer lyk me... good.. greatt, awesome, fantastic.. news!!!! its the best weather 4 plant photography!!!.. ok don gimme dat stare then:-\.... xo get ur ass out... grab a cam xam headphones n.. well.... shoes!!.. oh don 4gt 2 grab ur hny too..., ur mo lucly if theyre hott.. ;-).. knw wat i mean....?.. ow stopp it!!. shud u remind me datvam single!!!.. heey if ur craazy bout nature.. thn u shud chek dis out... www.lovenature4life.blogspot.com... cool sndy..

Grt!! u found me..

oh grtt!! u cn xay dat again!!! "aki gerald!!! " Nwy guyzz!!! ...welcome to my official(ok not that official :-\.. )blog. Btw ur one awesome stalker!!!! aw da hell did u evn find me here!!! nwy aw bout xam maaad funn!!! Kewll!!! my name is gerald.. (i knw dats sooooo obvious nwy ).. grt 2av u on board.. am currently in the UK;-)... ummm as in the kenyan, version!!! :-D.. am a bad.. good (ok mostly bad boy:-D.. all tell u xam craaazy stuff... n sane ones too... If u know me.. ur lucky!!! :-).. if u dont.. ur evn luckier.... chek out 4 intrstn xtuff here!!! n hell... commentin z a must!!!... gess what....